I'm a big fan of yours and I often visit your official website every now and then, and while doing so I came across your agony aunt page, and I decided to get in touch with you for some advice.
I'm about to turn 23 years old later on this year but I'm yet to be in a relationship with a girl, let alone have a shag, so I do happen to be a virgin and I'm desperate to lose it. Every single day I read the Daily Sport and there's always lots and lots of adverts in them of women wanting men for one to one sessions and I've got to admit that I have felt tempted by them. Do you think I should give it a try or simply wait for the right moment?

Mathew, GB

Hi Mathew,
Here's some advise on how to loose your virginity... this may sound a bit harsh but its a good way to get yourself a girl. You need to take a good look at yourself in the mirror and rate your self on a 1 to 10 basis. 10 being Brad Pitt and 1 being Adrian Mole. When you've figured out what number you are you go out to a bar or club, take a look around you, and find a girl that's at least 1 or 2 numbers below your number. She will be so flattered that you even spoke to her that she'll be pulling her knickers down before you can say what your name is.  Or, why not, pretend that you' re gay? Start chatting to a girl, say you think her boobs are fantastic, then ask if she minds if you feel to see if they are real, get her a few drinks, and then tell her that you think she could be the girl to turn you straight.  You could also get one of those contact mag's and reply to one of the nympho housewife ads. Tell them your a virgin they would love the thought of teaching you everything.  Though whatever you do don't reply to the Sunday Sport thing. It's a load of bullshit and just trying to rip you of. 

Anyway hope this works!
love Michellexxxxx

I had sex with a woman at work when we were both drunk. I now don’t know what to say to her so I keep avoiding her. This can't go on like this. Any advice?

Steve, London, GB

Be honest with her and tell her you don’t want a long term relationship but, at
least, have the courtesy to thank her for the short term one.

Do you have any ideas on how to make sex more exiting for me and my girlfriend?

JS, Chicago, Il

Hey JS,
Why don't you buy one of my videos from my online shop? - No? Only joking! Try romancing her. Arrange to spend the evening in with a bottle of wine and a good horror movie because when you get scared the adrenalin starts to flow and she will more than likely cling onto you. When she does, start gently rubbing her all over, then kissing her all over, and pay plenty of attention to the neck, breasts, the inside of her thighs, and then to the clit. Please get back in touch and let me know the details of how you got on. Have fun!

How do I choose a sex aid for my girlfriend’s birthday?

AP, Bath, GB

The one I mainly use is the rampant rabbit because you can insert it deep and it has a clitoral stimulator which is unbelievably fantastic. SHIT, IT'S GOOD!!!!
Available from Ann Summers. I think they do have one in Bath. Have fun AP! xx

HELP ME!!!! I cant stop wanking over your gorgeous pictures. Where can I
get your videos or DVDs?

JB, Sollihul

On my shop you can purchase the above items. However I don’t sell Kleenex
on there. lol!!! Keep up the good work!

Me and my girlfriend both watched you on Television X and had a serious sex session while watching it. Thanks! My girlfriend would like to meet you and have sex with you. Is this possible?

John & Karen S, Yorkshire

Sounds exciting! E-mail me a picture with your phone number and who knows.

Please help me! I'm really worried about a fantasy that I have. The fantasy
is that I would like to experience my girlfriend fucking me up the ass with a strap-on. I don’t have any gay tendencies but I am really worried that I am not normal.

JB, Bristol. UK

Don’t worry you are perfectly normal. Men as well as woman have a g-spot up their ass and I for one love a good hard ass-fucking - so go for it! Just break it to her gently such as asking her to stick a finger up your ass when you're fucking her and take it from there. Have fun!

I have recently found out that my girlfriend has been shagging a woman from work. Instead of being angry I have found myself getting turned on by it and would love to be involved. How should I confront her?

Lee, NYC. USA

Tell her that you have a fantasy about having a threesome with her and another woman and see what she says. Your luck could be in, you lucky, lucky man!

I have been with my girlfriend for 2 and a half years and my fantasies have started to get a bit more extreme and I’m rather worried. During sex with her I get a real urge for her to piss all over me. Is this normal?

Ed, Staines. UK

Don’t be worried about experimenting with your fantasies. Talk to each other about what you both like and, what you are both comfortable trying, you never know she may be into watersports also. I’m sure if she realizes that it would really turn you on she would probably oblige!